It’s been raging hot in California…up to
111 degrees and beyond in the San Fernando Valley. The Overlord says that
global warming is a hoax. The scientists on NPR say that we are all going to
Hell in a hand-basket, sooner than previously suspected. Nine fires, or more (I’ve
lost count) are burning right now. One (or more) of my religious relatives
might call this the End of Times. Is the Overlord the Anti-Christ? Everything’s
burning to a fever pitch. So hot. No
relief in sight. Climate change is a hoax. “Just remember: what you’re seeing
and what you’re reading is not what’s
happening.” It’s a daily, massive mind-f*ck on a grand scale; some have
succumbed to it, some have gotten fiercely angry, some have stayed in bed with
the covers pulled up over their heads, sobbing, and some have become too
emotionally exhausted and numb to do anything but post political memes on
social media and fool themselves into thinking they are making any kind of
difference.
But today’s good news is that it’s the
first day of the trial of the Overlord’s political campaign manager, who is
being tried on eighteen counts of
bank fraud and tax fraud, and is also being investigated regarding his
financial interactions with Russia. The FBI is looking for ties between the
Russian government and the L’Orange political campaign. The Overlord’s lawyer,
who always seems to not only put his foot in his mouth, but to actually eat it
and swallow it again and again on National television said yesterday that
“Colluding with Russians is not a
crime.”
The Overlord had another hissy fit this
morning, tweet-storming all over the place, saying that “collusion is not a
crime”. Additionally, “there was no
collusion”. But if there was
collusion, it would not be a crime. No
collusion. No crime. But literally, just a few days ago the Overlord said not
to believe what I see or read…did he mean everything?
Or just certain, select things? I want to be a good citizen, but it is so hard
to figure out! It might be easier if the government placed some kind of chip in our
foreheads, like they do with pets, so they could just feed us what they wanted us to know directly,
without any of these fancy word phrases to confuse us!
The Overlord seems a little more
uncomfortable to me now, more specifically today than any other previous day.
He seems like he’s looking for a place to hide, but there is none. He’s also
really angry at reporters lately, for asking him questions – those pesky
reporters, with all their endless questions! He dreams of a time before all of
this, when the whole world was made of gold and he was the King of that world.
He curls up in the fetal position now in a separate bed from wife number three
who he’s cheated on, and attempts sleep. It is elusive.