Overlord L'Orange: Observations of an Average Citizen, Installment #10

The Overlord had a meltdown early this morning (again) and blasted a string of Tweets out that were misspelled. Daniel Politi of Slate called it a "Typo-Riddled Tweetstorm". The Press does hate him, and for good reason! This morning at 5:04 AM, the Overlord criticized the New York Times in three consecutive Tweets:

"The failing @nytimes has been wrong about me from the very beginning. Said I would lose the primaries, then the general election (he actually lost the general election by about three million votes). FAKE NEWS!"

At 5:08 AM he wrote: "The coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost gas been so false and angry that the times actually apologized (the Times never apologized) to its..."

At 5:16 AM he wrote: "...dwindling subscribers and readers (subscribers and audience are at all time highs, according to the Times). They got me wrong right from the beginning and still have not changed course, and never will. DISHONEST."

Look who's calling the kettle black! Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. At least, the majority of it.

What goes through his tiny little mind that early in the morning? The wheels just start spinning, and before you know it he is Tweeting something asinine again. He's like a toddler...he can't control himself. He needs a nanny to look after him. Maybe he could hire one of those Russian prostitutes to dress up and act like his nanny?

In other news, the Pope slammed L'Orange again, saying he is not a Christian, because Christians don't act the way L'Orange does (like an a$$hole).

One of the protesters protesting the Muslim ban was carrying a sign that read, "Orange is the new Red."

And to the Overlord's dismay, Sssss Ban'em will have to get Senate approval in order to be admitted to the National Security Council. This means that they will (hopefully) be grilling him regarding his ties to white supremacist groups. And the fact that he ran a FAKE NEWS publication. And apparently there are also allegations that he beat his wife.

The Overlord knows how to pick 'em!

Birds of a feather flock together.