Overlord L'Orange: Observations of an Average Citizen, Installment #38

From Monday February 27th:

Brett Bose writes for Occupy Democrats: "Twitter explodes after Sean Spicer's hunt for leakers is leaked." And: "White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is cracking down on his staff for the persistent stream of leaks that have come from his department. Last week Spicer summoned White House press office staff to his office, where he expressed his frustration with them for being behind a number of embarrassing leaks. He is reported to have informed them that using encrypted messaging apps such as Signal and Confide was in violation of the Federal Records Act."

"Spicer then demanded they place their government issued and private mobile phones on his desk so that he could check they had nothing to hide and weren’t using said apps to privately talk with journalists. This was supposedly overseen by White House lawyers, and Spicer followed up on this check with the threat that there would be 'more problems' if anyone leaked this phone check to the media."

"Well, now there are definitely 'more problems' as Spicer’s disgruntled staff leaked this development to the press."

Natalie Dickinson writes for Occupy Democrats: "L'Orange just admitted he is clueless about how to replace Obamacare." And: "Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject."

"L'Orange's words are an unintentional rebuke of the grandstanding fools of the Republican Party, who have had six years to come up with some kind of reasonable replacement that isn’t political seppukku but who have utterly failed to do so and are now making fools of themselves as their backroom squabbles leak out into the public."

Natalie Dickinson writes for Occupy Democrats: "L'Orange just slandered American troops, proved he's unfit to be Commander-in-Chief." And: "Overlord L'Orange, the man who is supposed to be carrying out the duties of Commander-in-chief, took the opportunity today to attack American officers and troops for not 'fighting to win.'”

"Now, L'Orange is arguing that the disastrous wars in the Middle East begun under George W. Bush have been largely unsuccessful because our troops 'don’t fight to win.'”

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