Overlord L'Orange: Observations of an Average Citizen, Installment #16

So much news, so little time!

Ann Brenoff writes for The Huffington Post: "L'Orange takes a hair-loss drug associated with mental confusion, impotence." And: "The FDA-approved pill has been called into question, with emerging research and a slew of lawsuits suggesting that finasteride may be more dangerous than previously believed,” reported Men’s Journal. “Users report that its side effects — inability to orgasm, painful erections, chronic depression, insomnia, brain fog, and suicidal thoughts — can last long after patients stop taking the pill.”

Abigail Tracy writes for Vanity Fair: "An anti-L'Orange resistance movement is growing within the U.S. government." And: "As the draft of a State Department letter of dissent made its way through dozens of U.S. embassies abroad, accumulating hundreds of signatures from foreign service officers opposed to Overlord L'Orange's controversial executive order on immigration, White House press secretary S.S. Spice-her issued an ominous warning Monday to the nation’s career diplomats: 'I think they should get with the program or they can go'.”

Michael A. Memoli writes for the L.A. Times: "Declaring California to be 'out of control,' President L'Orange threatened to withhold federal funding to the state if it votes to declare itself a sanctuary state."

Glenn Thrush and Maggie Haberman write for The New York Times: "He will linger on the opulence of the newly hung golden drapes, which he told a recent visitor were once used by Franklin D. Roosevelt but in fact were patterned for Bill Clinton. For a man who sometimes has trouble concentrating on policy memos, Mr. Trump was delighted to page through a book that offered him 17 window covering options."

Lou Colagiovanni writes for Occupy Democrats: "President L'Orange rode a wave of populist anger all the way to the White House. He packed stadiums with tens of thousands of individuals to which he made a litany of promises. He would fix the economy and 'make America great again' by 'draining the swamp.' Once taking power, however, L'Orange has turned an about face and done the exact opposite – and his supporters have noticed. There is so much discontent and buyer’s remorse amongst L'Orange supporters that a Twitter account named 'L'Orange Regrets' has exploded with a flurry of activity where they list all of the reasons why they regret casting their vote for him."

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